Team Kochi's games

When team Kochi gets into play at the Kaloor GCDA swimming pool (hope they have rains in the days prior to the matches),the 80,000 strong Kochi fans will yell slogans like " ഞങ്ങ കൊച്ചികാരെ തോല്പിക്കാന്‍ അരുണ്ടാരുണ്ട്?" (who will beat us Kochiites) "  ജയിക്കും ഞങ്ങ ജയിക്കും -തോക്കും നിങ്ങ തോക്കും " (win we'll win- loose you'll loose) "Ponneyane ponneyane jayikkan njanga ponneyane" (we are going to win), "വന്നുണ്ടേ വന്നുണ്ടേ ശ്രീ ശാന്തന്‍ പുലി വന്നുണ്ടേ" (he's coming he's coming the tiger sreesanth is coming)  at the top of their voices in a perfect Cochin slang. Since the matches will be played in the night, the players will have a stiff competition from the national bird of Kochi- " The Royal Mosquitoes". Players will look to hit the mosquitoes for sixes and bowl mosquitoes out in a priority basis. As the secretary of the CCA, I  urge the government to introduce a family planning program for mosquitoes to restrict their multiplication. The best thing about Kochi is that the players don't have to spend time in the stadium to warm up as the hotel to the stadium journey will take care of that. The potholes and the gutters on the roads will shake the players up a great deal and warm them up. And if it rains, unlike in other stadiums the players can fish or even swim in the stadium to get rid of their boredom. Can't wait to see my team play. Khuda Hafiz!!