From 2006 to present day, under my leadership, the closet cricket association of Kerala has been indulging in corruption, embezzlement of funds, swindling, fudging…you name it, we have done everything associated with robbery. Have you ever noticed any media in Kerala who claims to be the busters of corruption and impropriety talk about it? Have you ever noticed any political party rake up the issue in the public domain? Why is it so? The answer is simple- I replenish those people, whether be a politician or a media corporate, with a share of my money I loot. Periodically I stuff the Rupee notes into their garrulous mouths to keep them quiet. My deputy will come to me every now and then say,” What an idea sirji?” He’s right, my crooked brain is castrating all these ball less bastards- the political bastards and the media bastards to be precise. I am the undisputed king of Kerala cricket. The vigilance is behind me to satisfy some morons. The vigilance will just be in the lime light- the cases will go on and on, until, one day the world ends. Do you think the vigilance are so holy, pious and forthright unlike the politicians, judiciary and the media of this country?
I am just laughing at those idiots who believe IPL is going to give them heavens. You’re assholes and you’re looted inch by inch by fat cat corporates and political bastards. Some politicians don’t work for their constituency instead indulge in all these money making process like creating IPL teams. Every one wants to make huge sums of money squeezing the balls of the public. IPL is nothing but prostituting the game of cricket and you people are trying to be a part of this prostitution. I’ll save myself because I have the money that I have looted from you. All the politicians, corporate fat cats and media barons will survive even if the world comes to an end; it is you the castrated, moronic laymen who’s gonna perish!!! Kussanmak!!
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